3 Days Later: Jesus Christ Zombie Lord – Creative Commons Musical Inbound


SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! Finally somebody (Dyson, Norfleet & Robeson) are improving the all-time classic musical Jesus Christ Superstar by telling the story like it really was.

Obviously Jesus was a zombie munching on Judean brains.

3 Days Later isn’t finished yet, so all I have to show you is the trailer, which looks somewhat like this:

The musical (or movie) is licensed under creative commons, which means that it should be available for download and distribution once finished.

However, the creators would like donations to make 3 Days Later at least as influential as its predecessor, but don’t worry, these are hardcore guys:

We’re going to make this movie
REGARDLESS
of what sort of budget we have

I bloody hope there’s going to be a soundtrack or some such, because the songs are heartbreakingly beautiful.



I Love Sarah Jane: Australian Short Zombie Film


The opening scene is almost breathtaking: a boy rides through a wasted town on his BMX, the sun is shining and everything is quiet, he’s carrying bow and arrows on his back. Of course I already know this is a zombie movie and the scenery indicates that he’s not on his way to practice.

By the typical zombie conventions, he’s probably on a food run or something – but no. He arrives at his friends’ house where a zombie has been tied on the lawn. They’re taunting it, threatening it, slapping it as it growls helplessly back at them.

The film is really thoughtful; in stead of focusing on zombies and the danger/horror they’re able to instigate, it comments on humanity and (as I see it) the development of trans-apocalyptic cultures by focusing on a group of kids: This is a world where (most) kids grow up fast.

Blue-Tongue Films‘ I Love Sarah Jane was written by Spencer Susser & David Michôd and directed by Spencer Susser.

Big up to the acting!

Via Jonathan Miles (Twitter)



Zombie Punk: Beatific Awesomeness!


In all her glorious awesomeness, Rebecca Migdal has made a Zombie Punk video available on YouTube.

Originally, Zombie Punk was a webcomic (and still is). The comic tells the story of Nurdt Nobrain’s afterlife. In her own words, “[t]he story begins at the end, with Nurdt’s death and passage to a strange afterworld.”

Volume one of the comic begins with a prelude questioning who Nurdt Nobrain and his spouse, Curtly Loathe, really were. But that’s not included in the video.

The (first?) video (which accidentally fascinates me) begins with Nurdt Nobrain’s suicide.

As he lies pondering whether “somebody puts the gun away before the baby comes home”, he realizes that his brain is splattered all over the room. From here, I imagine, the story will continue into a maddening surreal journey of drugs, fame, sex and undead existential crises. Regardless, It’ll be interesting to see what Rebecca Migdal comes up with next.



Zombie Dinosaur: Because Dinosaus aren’t Cool Enough in Themselves


If you want something utterly silly to look at, Ryan DeLuca’s blog might be it. I haven’t really figured out what my thoughts on it are as of yet and I wager I’ll always be a bit confused. Because, you see, Ryan is quite skilled, to which Titmouse Inc.* seem to agree (since he works for them). Yet his fascination with dinosaurs in general does question his intents with the blog. However, it should be noted that his title might seem a bit misinforming since surprisingly few zombie dinosaurs are actually displayed on the page.

The only thing that comes to my mind is that dinosaurs are ancient and could use the dusting off Ryan’s given them. Remixing them is one way to bring liquidity back to the dinosaur brand.

Apparently, dinosaurs have always been in his blood. This drawing for instance is from when he was eight:

I don’t know, I though I would have thought something clever by now, but alas, I disappoint myself (again).

*who produced the brilliant animated series Metalocalypse.



Bacon and Morgenrot: Some Videos


Here are some videos that really kind of made my morning special. They don’t particularly have anything in common. Actually, I think you could argue that they’re complete opposites.

The first video is a music video for Bacon by BFF, the song is about the military industrial complex and bacon (I think). And it has zombies in it, which has made Zombie Info comment that it contains “2 of [his/her/their] great loves in one song… Zombies AND Bacon.”

Via Zombie Info.

The second video is called Morgenrot. Morgenrot is a sort of art movie mostly featuring a burning piano plunging slowly towards its doom and clips from the Library of Congress. It was directed by this guy Jeff Desom. I can understand why people recomend this video on the basis of Hauschka’s music.


Via Warren Ellis.



What Would Happen if Oprah Died?


What would happen if media icon and self-proclaimed therapist Oprah Winfrey died? Would people change the channel? Would somebody stand up to Dr. Phil or would he be able claim the entire Personal Guidance & Wisdom Industry (PGnWI) for himself?

According to Team Tiger Awesome the above scenarios will be the least of our worries if celebrity prophet and semi-pope Oprah Winfrey dies. According to TTA, we’ll be facing riots and general social havoc of hitherto unseen proportions finally culminating in a global nuclear disaster.

Watch at your own peril.

Oprah is Dead



Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse out, like, last month or something


As reported earlier, Expect Problems, the team behind e.g. Dead Man Drinking, have started a zombie web-series called Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse featuring modernity’s absolute favorite things: drugs and zombies (and some other stuff)!

I cannot apologize enough for not having blogged about the first episodes. I promised you Nemobay would be there, and it was not. The truth of the matter is that I have been busy again. I have handed in my thesis, I have been sick and my dog ate my blog-post. Now, the thesis and dog are gone and I’m almost healthy again.

In all confidentiality I have somewhat of a crush on Expect Problems. When it comes to humorous free movie material, they are among the very I have seen.

Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse has the kind of geeky humor Dead Man Drinking mastered. Like Dead Man Drinking, Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse has brilliant dialogue as well as acting and (as with Dead Man Drinking) the creativity of Expect Problems seems to eradicate the problems a drum tight budget might create.

The pace of Sharehouse Zombie Apocalypse is relaxed enough for you to just hang back and chill without fretting about missing something important. A feat, I found, making it fitting for when your brain and/or body is clogged with all kinds of supernatural gunk and goop. However, I did notice a couple of things the second time I saw the episodes that I did not notice the first time but I guess that goes for a lot of things.

So far there are three episodes online and they are all very well worth the watch.



Dead Frontiers - Finally a Flash Game Worth Playing!


I promised myself I would write about Dead Frontier. I’ve played it for a couple of hours now and I seem to be drawn to it. It is really dark an bloody, just the way anything with zombies in it should be, and I think that is, at least part of, why I find it so fascinating.

The game was released in May 2008 by Jagged Blade Games. It features a city overrun by zombies and the survivors trying to cope with it. It is really nifty, I think, that the game is partly shooter, partly role-playing; it kinda reminds me of the good old Fallout days, back before you had to buy a new computer, or even console, to play “The Next Game”. The role-playing part of the came of course means that you get to earn both experience for stats and money for guns and other handy things like crowbars, armer etc. When you create an account, you also chose the look and the previous occupation of your “survivor”. Obvious professions such as police officer, scientist and soldier are naturally available, but so is accountant, athlete, priest and several others.

Contrarily to the old Fallout Games, however, Dead Frontier is RTS (Real Time Strategy), which of course makes it the hell of a ride.

I think the term “survival horror” is quite apt for this game since everything is about survival from the horrors the undead always seem to shamble with them. You will die at some point in the game, you will die because I did an no one is better than me. In that case, you do not want all your money in your pockets (in fact none, as far as I know), you want them in your “bank”. Additionally, when you die, you have to wait for at least one minute before being able to play again. While that is cool because it means you do not squander your precious life away, it is still a bit annoying that you cannot do anything else while waiting because the browser goes haywire – this may, of course, just be the case for me and my rotten-fish powered computer.

Where was I?.. Oh yeah! you do not have to register to try it out, there are three “nights” you can play before investing hard earned time.

Dead Frontiers is free to play but still in development. Yet presently, I cannot for the life of me  recommend a better way to spend your wee hours (and what else the back-pockets of your time-jeans might contain).



The Outbreak - Interactive Zombie Short


Ever wondered how you’d do in a zombie attack? Sure, there are tests you can take, but do you really trust them? Isn’t it better to see it for your own self? Why take a boring and faulty test when you can just click your way through a short movie?

As we all know, movies portray reality much better than tests do since they also have pictures and sound. That’s why Nemobay highly recommends hauling your ass over to The Outbreak’s page to take the ultimate test - and watch a zombie short too!

I don’t know what else to say really. This is really something else and I’m kind of sorry I can’t supply much more information about anything, but the page is not that big on information. However, there is a MySpace page you can check out if you want to know more.

I will though add that The Outbreak, according to Bloody-Disgusting, was created by “Chris and Lynn Lund who run the Portland, Oregon web design-and-animation studio SilkTricky (www.SilkTricky.com).”

Kudos to James Melzer, author of Zombie Chronicles for bringing this to the Bay’s attention via Twitter.



On the Morals of Zombie Hunting


Recently, I’ve been wondering why zombie-hunting and -killing is so popular. I mean, it seems like people are very divided when it comes to military fiction, some think its cool, others think its despicable. When it comes to zombies, people are still divided, but the ones that don’t like zombie fiction tend to have issues with its unreal, and not (as with military fiction) moral, qualities.

I haven’t done any real research on this issue, so I’m kinda just winging it here. But if somebody asked me, I’d say that the above was the case. Assuming I’m right, I’d like to make a brief analysis of why zombie fiction tends to have a broader accept and appeal than military fiction.

Personally, I think military fiction sometimes turn a blind eye to moral issues such as civilian casualties and the respect for human rights and other humanitarian conventions. The enemies at worst, even though they are human, are portrayed as barbaric monsters who deserve noting more than a bullet through the head. At best, the enemies become figures for target practice, as if they only exist during combat. Only the emotional consequences of the “heroes” are portrayed. Military fiction that has the above properties tend therefore to glorify war, which, obviously, a lot of people have a problem with. However, it should be noted that some forms of military fiction deviate from the above analysis. Notable examples include Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now and Platoon.

Zombie fiction, on the other hand, seems to be quite another ballgame. Here, I would like to quote Sean Roberts:

  • A zombie will, without exception, attempt to devour the living.
  • Zombie-ism is contagious. A person attacked by a zombie will, invariably, become a zombie. If the person was killed by a zombie, zombification will be almost instantaneous. Persons wounded by a zombie will take longer to zombify but will, in the end, do so.
  • Zombie-ism is incurable.

Zombies are walking dead. Presumably, if something as morally defining as a soul exists, then zombies have no soul. They certainly have no consciousness. All they have is, well, instincts. Zombies by definition don’t care who they kill, they will kill all the living. The living are targets and the only way to avoid having to flee all the time is to “kill” it. Zombies cannot be cured, so “saving” the zombies is out of the question.

Anyone trying to survive during a zombie apocalypse need to know that survival ultimately depends on throwing moral convictions away that would hinder the extermination of the walking dead. As audience, we know this, there are no two ways about it.

Zombies are not evil. Many of us no longer entertain superstitious norms such as good versus evil. If zombies are portrayed as evil, the suspension of disbelief will shatter. Zombies must be killed. If a person gets bitten, she will turn into a zombie and ultimately raise the threat level of her loved ones. It is more correct morally to kill a zombie than to run away from it or try to save it.

The contagious undeadness of the zombies makes any kind of moral questions about killing them superfluous. Unlike sentient adversaries, zombies cannot be convinced to stop their killing, a ceasefire is impossible, negotiations… well, I think you can figure that one out for yourself.

Points so far:

  • Zombies are tremendeously dangerous, they will devour you without hesitation. If you hesitate, you die and become a threat to everyone you love. It is, in fact, more moral to kill a zombie than it is not to.
  • Zombies cannot be argued or negotiated with, since they’re not sentient.
  • Zombies are undead, you cannot kill them in the conventional sense. Because they are undead, what remains in their skulls are not persons, it is simply brain craving instincts.

Despite zombie killing’s being morally correct. Zombie fiction excells at showing situations where moral conflicts are highlighted. Such examples world be the bitten friend no yet turned zombie, what to do infected areas containing zombies as well as civilians, whether to flee from a gigantic zombie assault even though you leave loved ones behind fighting a lost battle and so on.

Still zombie fiction can saturate the thirst for both violence and military techno-fetishism as we have seen most notably in the “28″ movies.

Additionally, a career of “zombie hunting” may be persued without looking like an action crazed maniac. A quick search on the net reveals that there actually is a handful of quite popular zombie hunter communities on the net. These groups can freely follow their interests in weapons, tactics, military gear, self defense etc. without running into moral problems.

Images:

zombies on the orange line by James Calder

frodoApocalypse by . Athalfred .

Additional links:

Great Questions of Speculative Moral Theology - Zombies on The Feudal Spirit

Zombie Squad

Zombie Survival & Defence Wiki

The Post-Apocalyptic Workout

The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks